SMS jokes

1) Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
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2) What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat ?
Do u know?
both are made by indians with
italian support.
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3) A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. " Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...
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4) Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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5) Red rose:Luv
Yellow rose: Friendship
wat I hve 4 u?
Any guess
"black rose"
rukhe baalon me jaan dale
BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI
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6) A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry, i didnt know it was her turn"!!
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7) A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind
blowing.....
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8) Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
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9) Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ?
He just asked
HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?
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10) Ho sakta hai barish k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!
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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bhi jayada garib ho.....
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11) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
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12) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
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13) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
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14) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!
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15) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhorna mat.
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16) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
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17) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
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18) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.
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19) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi hai.