funny sms(1)

1) Go down to see my heart..
Dekha...
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke
Dimag Ki tarah.

2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi karwa diyo

3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar meri raat ko msgs bhejne
ki aadat se aap pareshan hai
to aap apna mobile toilet mein
phek dena
NA RAHEGA BAAS NA BAJEGI BAnSURI.

5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I was pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

6) Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..


7) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...


8) Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...