IPL effect

I think Mr. Lalit Modi has quite a high taste but the timing is not right.



Mr Mallya is now searching of Rahul Dravid after the IPL debacle.

funny sms(1)

1) Go down to see my heart..
Dekha...
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke
Dimag Ki tarah.

2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi karwa diyo

3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar meri raat ko msgs bhejne
ki aadat se aap pareshan hai
to aap apna mobile toilet mein
phek dena
NA RAHEGA BAAS NA BAJEGI BAnSURI.

5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I was pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

6) Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..


7) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...


8) Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

SMS jokes

1) Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
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2) What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat ?
Do u know?
both are made by indians with
italian support.
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3) A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. " Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...
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4) Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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5) Red rose:Luv
Yellow rose: Friendship
wat I hve 4 u?
Any guess
"black rose"
rukhe baalon me jaan dale
BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI
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6) A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry, i didnt know it was her turn"!!
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7) A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind
blowing.....
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8) Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
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9) Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ?
He just asked
HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?
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10) Ho sakta hai barish k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!
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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bhi jayada garib ho.....
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11) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
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12) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
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13) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
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14) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!
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15) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhorna mat.
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16) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
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17) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
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18) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.
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19) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi hai.

Fabulous train system

In the streets of Czech city






May be one day India also has such trains running on the streets.

Hi,

I was wondering why boyz wishes to join IBM ......
After thinking a lot I have got this answer.
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IBM girls/women on women's day





Mummy, I Want to join IBM

Reason of Yuraj Happiness

Now thats the reason why Yuvraj Singh is happy nowdays.
Poor Ganguly is thinking what the use of hugging Shahrukh Khan.

The Indian way of doing things

THE INDIAN WAY OF DOING THINGS!

Three contractors. . . . . .one from India, another from Germany and

the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some

measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says,

"I figure the job will cost $ 900- $ 400 for materials, $ 400 for labour

and $ 100 profit for me."

The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then

says, "I can do this job for $ 700 . . . .$ 300 for materials, $300 for my

crew and $ 100 profit for me."

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans

over to the White House official and whispers: " $ 2,700. "

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Indian explains, "$ 1,000 for you, $ 1,000 for me and

we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Jokes 1

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The applicant said, "In the range of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of $300000,5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"
The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

In a job interview for policemen the applicants are shown a profile picture of a man, and the interviewer says, "The job that you're applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about this man."
The first applicant enters and says, "This man has just one ear."
"Get out!!" screams the interviewer.
The second applicant enters and says, "This man has one ear."
"Get out!!" screams the interviewer again.
Then the third applicant gets up to go in for his interview. The first two guys are out there and they tell him, "The guy that's giving the interview doesn't like to hear that the man in the picture has one ear."
"Thanks for the tip" says the third applicant.
So the third applicant enters, stares at the picture for a while and finally he says, "This man wears contact lenses."
The interviewer is impressed and says, "Excellent observation. Tell me, how could you tell?"
So the guy says, "Well, this man has just one ear, how could he wear glasses?"

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."

The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!"

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had."
"Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee's application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage."
"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"

The classified ad said, "Wanted: a very experienced lumberjack". A man answered the ad and was asked to describe his experience.
"I've worked at the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the interviewer.
The man laughed and answered, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"

Worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I know to learn which ones I can do without


The boss came early in the morning one day and found an employee kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The employee replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company

A big company offered $50 for each money-saving idea submitted by its employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to $25.

Love Quotes

• I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was....
I can't live without you!!!

• You may only be one person to the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.

• If you love someone told them
Or else you will lose the chance.

• Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

• Don't marry a person you can live with,
Marry somebody you can't live without.

• Kindness in world creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates proud ness,
Kindness in giving creates love.

• Friendship often ends with love,
But love with friendship, never.

• Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat??
It isn't love, its infatuation.

• Do you pardon their faults because you care about them??
It isn't love, it's friendship.

• Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of??
It isn't love, it's a lie.

• Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake??
It isn't love, it's charity.

• Does your heart ache and break when they're sad??
Then it's love.

• Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong??
Then it's love.

• Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it
hurts??
Then it's love.

• Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you there??
Then it's love.

• Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are??
Then it's love.

• Would you give them your heart, your life, your death??
Then it's love.

• Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for?

• This torture, this powerful death of self? Why?
The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.

• I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was....
I can't live without you!!!

• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


• "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman

• Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
("The Bait")

• Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

• There is no remedy for love,
but to love more.

• We're heading for something
Somewhere I've never been
Sometimes I am frightened
But I'm ready to learn
Of the power of love
- Celine Dion, The Power Of Love

• So tired of broken hearts and losing at this game
Before I start this dance
I take a chance in telling you
I want more than just romance
You are my destiny, I can't let go baby can't you see
Cupid please take your aim at me...

She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice
A little crazy but it's nice
And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone
'Cause she'll rage just like a river
Then she'll beg you to forgive her

We've known each other
For a long long time
But I never really noticed
All the magic in your eyes
I've been around you
A thousand times before
And you've always been a friend to me
But now I'm wanting more

"Love is a promise,
love is a souvenir,
once given never forgotten,
never let it disappear."

Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt
is like living knowing that you are going to die.
But not loving so you don't get hurt is like
killing yourself before you die.

In the morning when the sun is just starting to light the day
I am awakened and my first thoughts are of you.

It's so hard to say goodbye to you.
My heart knows the words, they just won't pump up to my lips

I love you not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself,
but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out.


• Love...
It surrounds every being and extends slowly to embrace all that shall be.

• Down by the salley gardens my love and I did meet;
She passed the salley gardens with little snow-white feet.
She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree;
But I, being young and foolish, with her would not agree.

• Sometimes I just hold you
Too caught up in me to see
I'm holding a fortune that heaven has given to me
I'll try to show you each and every way I can
Now and forever, I will be your man


"I don't want to lose this feeling.
If I could choose a place to die, it would be in your arms."


As it is promised by the wind,
As it is tendered in the heart,
As it is written across the sky
Love makes all things possible.
Love is hope's shining star.
Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves.
It is not something we see, like a rainbow,
or feel, like the heat of a fire.
Happiness is something we are.

Someday, when we both reminisce,
we'll both say "There wasn't too much we missed"
and through the tears we'll smile
when we recall we had it all for just a moment.

Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other,
it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other,
it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!

Loved you yesterday, Love you still.
Always have, Always will.

If heartaches and tears and shadows of doubt
Are part of the deal, you can count me out
But if you're talking about a game I can win
You can count me in

"You tell me that you've got everything you want and your bird can sing, but you don't get me."

Love makes up for the lack of long memories by a sort of magic.
All other affections need a past: love creates a past which envelops us,
as if by enchantment.


"I did not know I loved you until I heard myself telling so,
for one instance I thought, 'Good God, what have I said?' and then
I knew it was true."


It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it, it's sweetness;
it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world
is a woman's heart.


We are each of us Angels with only one wing
and can only fly embracing each other.
Luciano de Crescenzo

"I can be with you always,
whether you're near or far,
for I have roads inside me that take me where you are."

Many waters cannot quench love,
neither can the floods drown it.


One must learn to love,
and go through a good deal of suffering to get to it...
and the journey is always towards the other soul.

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
- Backstreet Boys, As Long As You Love Me

I was never satisfied with casual encounters
I can't hide my need for two hearts that bleed with burning love
That's the way it's got to be
Romeo and Juliet, they never felt this way I bet
So don't underestimate my point of view
- Madonna, Cherish

I don't want the world to see me,
'cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am."

Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
- Heart, Alone

You know that it would all seems worthless
If you weren't with me
I could have the world in my hands
But I wouldn't have a thing
- Belinda Carlisle, World Without You

To enlarge or illustrate the power and effect of love
is to set a candle in the sun.

The mind has a thousand eyes and the heart but one.
Yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.

Love has no other desire but to fulfil itself.
To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving.

Perfect love is rare indeed ...
To be a lover will require that
you continually have the subtlety of the very wise,
the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist,
the understanding of the philosopher,
the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar,
and the fortitude of the certain.

"While many a soul are unhappy with love, no one is happy without it."

"When a young man complains that a young woman has no heart,
it is a pretty sure sign that she has his."

"The moment I heard my first love story I began seeking you,
not knowing the search was useless.
Lovers don't meet somewhere along the way,
they're in one another's soul from the beginning."

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

"Love and you will be loved,
and you will be able to do all
that you could not do unloved."

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.
The G-spot is in the ears.
He who looks for it below there Is wasting his time!.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Others stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts
and we are never ever the same.

If you have love in your life,
it can make up for a great many things that are missing.
If you don't have love in your life,
no matter what else there is,
it's not enough.

Looking back, I have this to regret..
that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
-David Grayson

"There is no part of the body that, when broken,
hurts as badly as the heart."

Immature love says: "I love you because I need you.
" Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
- Erich Fromm

Somewhere there is someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while,
so when you are lonely, remember this is true:
Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.

A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries,
But a woman who loves a man can sleep on a board.

Love distils desire upon the eyes,
love brings bewitching grace into the heart.
- Euripides

"If you love someone,
you put them above all else- above friends, family, health, and would defend their honor and life with your own.
If you can't say that about the person you love, you were never in love."
-Sunset Angel

I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-William Butler Yeats

"Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made,
like bread, re-made all the time, made new."

• Lust is when you love what you see.
Love is when you lust for what's inside.

• The great tragedy of life is not that men perish,
but that they cease to love

Jokes for u

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:
Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?
Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.
The guy thinks for a minute and says:
Well, what about the last date?

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl
could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed
replied "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken
to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey,
my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you
wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very
efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed
her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".


Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya


A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate



ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!



Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.



American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India mein to.. shaadi Fe-male se hi hoti
hai...!!!"



A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral > function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE




Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.




Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai



Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes



One Sardar read a board "likhney wala briliant.....parhney wala idiot.." Sardar becomes engry, he rub the board and writes, "parhney wala briliant, likhney wala idiot...."


Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.



Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.
Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump."
The school boy said, "Don't worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!"