I think Mr. Lalit Modi has quite a high taste but the timing is not right.
Mr Mallya is now searching of Rahul Dravid after the IPL debacle.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
IPL effect
I think Mr. Lalit Modi has quite a high taste but the timing is not right.
Mr Mallya is now searching of Rahul Dravid after the IPL debacle.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
funny sms(1)
1) Go down to see my heart..
Dekha...
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke
Dimag Ki tarah.
2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi karwa diyo
3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar meri raat ko msgs bhejne
ki aadat se aap pareshan hai
to aap apna mobile toilet mein
phek dena
NA RAHEGA BAAS NA BAJEGI BAnSURI.
5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I was pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?
6) Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
7) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
8) Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...
Dekha...
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke
Dimag Ki tarah.
2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi karwa diyo
3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar meri raat ko msgs bhejne
ki aadat se aap pareshan hai
to aap apna mobile toilet mein
phek dena
NA RAHEGA BAAS NA BAJEGI BAnSURI.
5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I was pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?
6) Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
7) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
8) Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
SMS jokes
1) Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
* * * * * * * *
2) What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat ?
Do u know?
both are made by indians with
italian support.
* * * * * * * *
3) A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. " Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...
* * * * * * * *
4) Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
* * * * * * * *
5) Red rose:Luv
Yellow rose: Friendship
wat I hve 4 u?
Any guess
"black rose"
rukhe baalon me jaan dale
BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI
* * * * * * * *
6) A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry, i didnt know it was her turn"!!
* * * * * * * *
7) A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind
blowing.....
* * * * * * * *
8) Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
* * * * * * * *
9) Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ?
He just asked
HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?
* * * * * * * *
10) Ho sakta hai barish k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!
* * * * * * * *
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bhi jayada garib ho.....
* * * * * * * *
11) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
* * * * * * * *
12) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
* * * * * * * *
13) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
* * * * * * * *
14) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!
* * * * * * * *
15) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhorna mat.
* * * * * * * *
16) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
* * * * * * * *
17) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
* * * * * * * *
18) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.
* * * * * * * *
19) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi hai.
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
* * * * * * * *
2) What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat ?
Do u know?
both are made by indians with
italian support.
* * * * * * * *
3) A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. " Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...
* * * * * * * *
4) Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
* * * * * * * *
5) Red rose:Luv
Yellow rose: Friendship
wat I hve 4 u?
Any guess
"black rose"
rukhe baalon me jaan dale
BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI
* * * * * * * *
6) A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry, i didnt know it was her turn"!!
* * * * * * * *
7) A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind
blowing.....
* * * * * * * *
8) Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
* * * * * * * *
9) Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ?
He just asked
HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?
* * * * * * * *
10) Ho sakta hai barish k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!
* * * * * * * *
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bhi jayada garib ho.....
* * * * * * * *
11) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
* * * * * * * *
12) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
* * * * * * * *
13) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
* * * * * * * *
14) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!
* * * * * * * *
15) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhorna mat.
* * * * * * * *
16) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
* * * * * * * *
17) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
* * * * * * * *
18) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.
* * * * * * * *
19) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi hai.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Fabulous train system
In the streets of Czech city
May be one day India also has such trains running on the streets.
May be one day India also has such trains running on the streets.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Reason of Yuraj Happiness
Now thats the reason why Yuvraj Singh is happy nowdays.
Poor Ganguly is thinking what the use of hugging Shahrukh Khan.
The Indian way of doing things
THE INDIAN WAY OF DOING THINGS!
Three contractors. . . . . .one from India, another from Germany and
the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says,
"I figure the job will cost $ 900- $ 400 for materials, $ 400 for labour
and $ 100 profit for me."
The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $ 700 . . . .$ 300 for materials, $300 for my
crew and $ 100 profit for me."
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans
over to the White House official and whispers: " $ 2,700. "
The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," the Indian explains, "$ 1,000 for you, $ 1,000 for me and
we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"
Three contractors. . . . . .one from India, another from Germany and
the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says,
"I figure the job will cost $ 900- $ 400 for materials, $ 400 for labour
and $ 100 profit for me."
The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $ 700 . . . .$ 300 for materials, $300 for my
crew and $ 100 profit for me."
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans
over to the White House official and whispers: " $ 2,700. "
The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," the Indian explains, "$ 1,000 for you, $ 1,000 for me and
we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"
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